Can I get a What, What?!?!?

It's Friday, oh yeah!!

I do love me some Fridays!! It has been a busy and wonderful week. But no matter how great things are, there are always some moments that make you say, WHAT? Here is a recap of my top 4 "WHAT(S)" for the week! (everyone does a top 5, I am doing a top 4!)

4. Carrie Prejean -- Seriously, WHAT is up with this girl. There is nothing intelligent that comes out of her mouth and the more she talks, the worse she looks! Her PR person is either really dumb or cursing the day she took on Carrie as a client!

3. The new cart return holder at The Jewel (yes I added THE before Jewel). This is a big exciting WHAT that is also very shocking!! We may have a slightly ghetto Jewel by our house and because of that you are never allowed to walk your cart full of groceries to your car.....well Hell must have frozen over because the other night Jeremy and I went to the grocery store and as usual I ran to get the car while Jeremy finished loading up the groceries. As I pulled the car up to load it, Jeremy has this shocked look on his face and is waving his arm to show that the gate was gone.....people, they installed cart return stalls at our ghetto Jewel!! We can now walk our carts to our car and load the groceries in. This truly was a big moment!

2. My rockstar lifestyle! Those of you who know me are aware of how wild and crazy I am (please try and imagine extreme sarcasm in this statement!) Well, I have taken Jeremy down with me in my wild ways. This week, there was a night where both of us were asleep on the couch by 8PM. Yes, that's right, 8PM (jealous?!?!). WHAT??? For reals, ugh!! It is times like this that I try and give myself a swift kick in the butt and remind myself that I am 29, not 89.

1. Our football team, the Chicago Bears. Anyone who watched that game last night may have needed to double check to make sure they were watching a professional football game. Hey Jay Cutler, I am thrilled to see that you set a new record for most interceptions.....WHAT the heck! In a perfect ending to an awful game, Jeremy and I were walking home down Division on the sidewalk discussing how the Bears played like Sh*# when I slipped and almost fell. What did I slip on, on the sidewalk of a major street you ask.....SH*@!!!! All over the place....WHAT!?!?! It was very fitting though an evening filled with sh*&^y football was topped off by a slip in the same stuff. I was laughing hysterically and I hope you are as you read this!

Have a great weekend!

xoxo,
d